Ok then...and since I can't tell if we're doing the style of Max Payne or not, I'll just use Knight from act V, but not the one from Episode 711 where he is pretty much had his world slowly fall beneath him and such....so he's between dark and gloom and happy and weird...
Oh...and I'm depressed now../why? It happened again...but at least I could hold out for a week this time around...but my goodness was it bad...kind of just want tto forget what happened is all...
Knight was in the library, looking at the books, and he said to himself, "Man...these are a lot of books Celestia has."
Knight was standing in the giant library that Celestia had, along with his friends from Stalia, TK, and Factory dash. Wolf said to Knight, "Well, I mean...she is the princess after all....why wouldn't anyone have a huge ass library like this..."
Knight then looked towards Wolf and he said to him, "Well...I wouldn't...seems boring to me. Hell, the library that I live in with the small library room is too much for me. I couldn't care less about these books here."
TK was looking through the books, looking through the black helmet he always wore...he said to knight, "Well, these books may be useless to you. But I find them interesting." TK was holding a dark red color book in his hooves. He looked at it and he saw it was made by a similar pony that was equal to a human being on Earth,. Edgar Allen Poe. However, this would be the pony equal to his human counterpart.
TK said to Knight, "These books makes it interesting to me to see a pony counterpart to the human world. In a way...you can say it's funny while all the clowns laugh their guts old, as they slowly bleed to death as they have smiles on their faces and dying with a sense that what they have just seen was funny to them."
Knight looked at him and he said, "Well...you do have a point there TK...but then again it's nothing new to me. I mean we've been through these things many times before...hell we even have the UU set up through the portals. granted Celestia isn't too fond with the idea too much, especially with me running the dam thing...but in the end you have a point there...it's kind funny. But I think the 'clowns' would laugh to find someone who hates someone else, and ends up finding that person he hates actually his friend...now that is something to laugh about...as you say....the clowns would be laughing their guts out while they are slowly dying and having smiles on their faces..."
Jack then spoke up and said, "Shouldn't we be going to check on that one pony guy...that guardian guy...whatever his name is..."
Neon then jumped and said in his always creepy tone and smile, "Yeah...I haven't even gave him a welcoming cupcake!"
Neon then took a cupcake out that he always makes and pulled it out of thin air...literally, as it oozed with intestines from dead ponies, as that is his secret ingredient...and stuff...
Knight then then said to Neon, "He doesn't need to eat that stuff...besides...Wolf already fucked one of those cupcakes...I just don't know the details and rather not know the details of that because I'm guessing it involved some kind of sex thing..."
Wolf then said, "Hey....first off that cupcakes was coming on to me. Second, I didn't fuck it, I humped it...and it was a good humping...good humping."
Knight then said, "Well whatever...we should possibly go and see that other guy...he might have something going on or something..."
They all then went to meet the Guardian guy...
Moon Crabs are the best...