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Re: Why I Clop.

Postby Liamotfunk » Mon Apr 02, 2012 6:25 pm

At first I thought "Ponies? Weird. Who would fap to that?"
Then I saw the r34. The really well done pictures.
Soon I learned the phrase "Clopping"
and used it well
and often.
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Re: Why I Clop.

Postby USMC Brony » Tue Apr 03, 2012 4:08 am

It's cool dude. No one here is going to judge you, and if they do, I got your back. That goes for all of ya.

Personally, while I do find erotic MLP arousing, I couldn't bring myself to actually clop... Well, I could, and there have been a couple times where I'm not ashamed to admit that I tried... But I could never finish. I've made my own standing clear multiple times: should I have the opportunity to have a relationship with one of the MLP characters, I probably would; seeing as I see them as more human than anything.

I write, and regularly read clopfiction too. It amuses me.

If you wanna know weird though, this shit right here gave me a legit boner:



I think it's the motard in me trying to get out to play more often...
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Re: Why I Clop.

Postby Liamotfunk » Tue Apr 10, 2012 5:50 pm

I've been into nsfw stuff for a long time. After a while of NSFW stuff, your tastes will start to get more and more... varied. To say the least. It's a proven fact that people who look at porn have more of the stranger fetishes.
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Re: Why I Clop.

Postby Syd » Wed Apr 11, 2012 4:57 pm

I fap to whatever I feel is hot, and I have been exposed to a lot of 34... Maybe more 34 than just normal ponies.
But yeah, I only really fa-clop to whatever's actually hot. Some of it's just nasty. I have a folder full of the shit though.
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Re: Why I Clop.

Postby Cloperella » Mon Apr 16, 2012 11:14 pm

USMC Brony wrote:It's cool dude. No one here is going to judge you, and if they do, I got your back. That goes for all of ya.

Personally, while I do find erotic MLP arousing, I couldn't bring myself to actually clop... Well, I could, and there have been a couple times where I'm not ashamed to admit that I tried... But I could never finish. I've made my own standing clear multiple times: should I have the opportunity to have a relationship with one of the MLP characters, I probably would; seeing as I see them as more human than anything.

I write, and regularly read clopfiction too. It amuses me.

If you wanna know weird though, this shit right here gave me a legit boner:



I think it's the motard in me trying to get out to play more often...

That's so strange to me. You've pretty much got the makings of a clopper, without the clop so we can't brand you with that title.

You're like... your own identity.
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Re: Why I Clop.

Postby USMC Brony » Thu Apr 19, 2012 1:58 pm

Hey, I was special from the beginning... I was the fastest sperm.
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Re: Why I Clop.

Postby Cloperella » Sat Apr 21, 2012 1:43 am

USMC Brony wrote:Hey, I was special from the beginning... I was the fastest sperm.

Fastest sperm alive, huh?
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Sorry. It felt appropriate.
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Re: Why I Clop.

Postby Rarity_Fan » Sun Apr 29, 2012 9:15 pm

Cloperella wrote:
USMC Brony wrote:Hey, I was special from the beginning... I was the fastest sperm.

Fastest sperm alive, huh?
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Sorry. It felt appropriate.

Justice League is always appropriate
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Re: Why I Clop.

Postby Flutterlicious » Mon Apr 30, 2012 7:45 pm

I read your clopfic. It was good, what did you read before you wrote that? I just feel like, it needs more buildup. That's just my constructive criticism though.
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Re: Why I Clop.

Postby USMC Brony » Mon Apr 30, 2012 10:57 pm

Flutterlicious wrote:I read your clopfic. It was good, what did you read before you wrote that? I just feel like, it needs more buildup. That's just my constructive criticism though.


Who's the question directed at?
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Re: Why I Clop.

Postby Flutterlicious » Tue May 01, 2012 6:12 am

USMC Brony wrote:
Flutterlicious wrote:I read your clopfic. It was good, what did you read before you wrote that? I just feel like, it needs more buildup. That's just my constructive criticism though.


Who's the question directed at?


Oh no it was just directed at Fluttershy Fan.
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Re: Why I Clop.

Postby Epic_Hooves » Tue May 01, 2012 11:54 pm

I originally stumbled upon MLP porn/hentai from a really cool site (I'm just not gonna share the name) before I was a brony, and at first I saw some humanized MLP pronz, and thought "Hey, not exactly my thing, but kudos." then I found this one fantastic picture of a humanized but partially anthros rainbowdash, wings and legs spread... I clopped. At that point I was a bit ashamed and nervous as to what would happen, but then after talking to a few really cool bronies I watched the show, forgot about MLP hentai, and just watched fan made videos. Then I stumbled upon a youtube video of someone reading "Twi and Me" (I was surprised it wasn't taken down before.) and after 5 minutes of not being able to stand some guy reading it, I clicked the link in the description. I read it, and was instantly fascinated with the whole clopfic/reg. fanfic MLP community, and searched up "Twi and Me" (I forgot the URL) on google, and stumbled upon this site. I read a few clopfics, was disturbed by a few gorefics (I just can't stand them at all, after reading "The show must go on" I heard that phrase on TV a few days later and shuddered) and ultimately realized that bronies are pretty cool people. None of my friends are bronies, so I told one of my friends who's into some weird stuff (Basically he couldn't really judge me, considering the stuff he watched) and he thought I was weird, but respected that. After remembering all that happened I'm actually surprised I came this far, I followed the 5 stages of bronyhood (I saw it on a video on youtube, first you hate, then you slightly enjoy, then you feel unsure about it, then you're reassured by other bronies it's ok, then you become immersed in the community) and I'm a rather non-openminded person who at first watched a few episodes with multiple times where I'd pause and think "What the fuck am I doing?" but they became fewer and far between, and even then I still had a thought in my mind that I wouldn't be one of those (What I thought at the time) "Low-life clopfic fags"... pretty ironic considering how far I've come :D

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Re: Why I Clop.

Postby Fapis Lazuli » Sat Oct 20, 2012 12:39 am

I clop because when was In my freshman year of high school a good friend of mine had a kindle or a psp or something, he showed me a picture of pinkie pie With massive tits. I told him I wanted noting to do with his weird pony loving fetish I told him not to speak about it ever again. Here I am in the summer next year Thinking "oh I guess I could see what hes talking about, needless to say i found myself enjoying a good old clop from time to time so it wasn't intended that i clop, If i blame someone its him. but don't get me wrong i really enjoy it because I'm 16 years old a sophomore in high school, and one horny bastard.. whats not to love about some good old porno from time to time? I could careless about what people say to me Yes I clop No Its not your business? Is it? IS IT?
I could careless what you call me, but call my fellow bronies, faggots, Pony fuckers, and more you crossed the line. I like my bros and you could stop being such a judgemental bitch and get the fuck over it! Clopers are cool with me too.
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Re: Why I Clop.

Postby Richimes Predatim » Tue Oct 23, 2012 12:17 pm

Im a huge mlp fan and have tons of sexual disires. I am not afraid to show it to anyone. Even on xbox live, facebook, skype, twitter, and in multiple chat rooms i tell everyone my brony status. Im a hige collector of mlp porn as shown in previous posts...im never harrased and people dont joke around me. And im glad that i hace friends like u guys and girls.
Dont be down and sad on the subject everyone has their darkside somewhere. I do fura, mlp, beastiality, cyber sex, live cams, digi 8-) tal art designs, write stories, and im a member to almost every pony porn siye around. Its nothing to be ashamed of man....im with u the whole way.

People dont like to share their love for something like i do but take everyones advice and do whats best for u.
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Re: Why I Clop.

Postby Richimes Predatim » Tue Oct 23, 2012 12:29 pm

Hell im 18 and loved ponies since i was 15 years old...and there are countless times where i made people love ponies and such.

Text me sometime dude u seem cool to be friends lol since ur unexperianced and such i also trade porn pics haha
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Re: Why I Clop.

Postby Tarikius » Thu Jan 24, 2013 9:46 pm

im no clopper but i have clopped once or twice and it was ok, i didnt love it but some pictures where sexy enough to let me achieve a boner and jizz. i havent clopped since which was like 5 months ago but sometimes when watching the show i fantasize about Rarity.
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Re: Why I Clop.

Postby Richimes Predatim » Fri Feb 22, 2013 2:02 am

i fantasize about cadence alot and alot of the things i do would be the videogames lol but its sad that people are scared of showing their true colors to people and when they do they get harrased. to me thats a lame cause alot of people get into shows and i for one love this show just like other adults love watching NCIS or CSI or trueblood
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Re: Why I Clop.

Postby Skybrook » Tue Jan 14, 2014 3:37 pm

Our society has developed over the centuries from both truth and lies. Many powerful people have tried to shape society to their own ends, and many have succeeded. I always take "socially acceptable" with a grain of salt because, as much as I'd like to discourage behaviors that endanger me, I don't trust implicitly when someone says something is unacceptable, or inappropriate, because chances are their opinions are biased by the aforementioned machinations. Careful analysis of many acceptable behaviors can reveal that they're absolutely destructive and hurtful. Careful analysis of many unacceptable behaviors can reveal that they don't actually hurt anyone. Generally acceptable behaviors that are destructive further the divide between the wealthy and the poor and weaken the middle class, but it's not 100% machinations of the rich, only the majority of it.

What I'm getting at is that sometimes you have to observe yourself firsthand before you can conclude a behavior is bad and should be punished. People think "clopping" is bad, but it doesn't even occur to them that their judgement may be impaired. For example, the following behaviors are all perverted and unnatural, causing immense destruction and suffering:
  • Shopping at a supermarket.
  • Buying an automobile.
  • Mowing the lawn
  • Subscribing to a magazine
  • Eating chocolate
  • Paving a road
  • Playing video games
I won't go into detail about why we feel totally convinced that these behaviors are perfectly harmless and acceptable, but the fact is that we do consider them acceptable, many of us at least. When someone's judgement is so impaired by television and Richard Scarry books and institutionalized education that they think any perverted sexual behavior is worse than one that actually impacts other people's lives, it leads me to question whether said sexual "perversion" is even perverted at all, and I certainly doubt it's harmful in any way.

I'm not so big on "clopping" but I just feel impartial to it, no problems or anything. It often gives valuable insight into a character to learn what arouses them to the point of consummation, and avoiding that on the assumption it will harm people, in my opinion, is wrong. When the literature gets away from fantasy and fiction, and starts to resemble indoctrination, then I do get somewhat uncomfortable about it. When unwillingness and punishment start coming into play, or when an act is glorified that outside of a sexual context would be reviled, that can be problematic. The story for instance that talks about people being emotionally broken or abused while suggesting that this was the right thing to happen. That I might let fall out of the moderation queue. But clopping in general? Nothing wrong with it, no more worthy of banning or censorship than tennis.

Even the worst story, maybe about how great it is to be a slave so that someone else can get a new pair of shoes every week, isn't going to be as bad as real instruction manuals on how to indoctrinate people, or in full U.S.A. tax funded courses teaching tyrants how to destroy democracy without getting lynched within a week. This is what we should be offended and upset by. Someone finding a cartoon horse to be sexually arousing we should feel humor about at worst. Even the worst story on ponyfictionarchive.net isn't going to be as destructive to children's minds (and to our favorite show) as a Hasbro commercial.
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Re: Why I Clop.

Postby ninetythreedegrees » Tue Jan 14, 2014 3:48 pm

Skybrook,......you....are......SO AWESOME! ,'3',
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Re: Why I Clop.

Postby Teru » Tue Jan 14, 2014 5:50 pm

That's a post noteworthy and very valid. That said, the idiot just created an account for no reason whatsoever and posted the same post twice. *sighs*

The things people do. No less, clopping isn't bad... '3',
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Re: Why I Clop.

Postby The Masked Ghost » Tue Jan 14, 2014 6:55 pm

Wow....pretty good, I wouldn't even be able to do that politly, because I either would've feed the parasprite or or just give him valid reasons why he shouldn't just assume you're scik fucks. Now for me persoanlly, i don't clop, just isn't my thing, but I'm not going to stop you guys from doing it. I mean if it's your thing go ahead, I don't judge....I mean talk about it, put pictures of pony porn, I don't care. Fuck it, I'm siding with you guys even though I don't clop.
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Re: Why I Clop.

Postby Fire flash » Tue Feb 18, 2014 4:42 am

Here's my thoughts on clopping fury sex ect please don't hate me for expressing my opinions
First I have been a briny for about 6 months now Also i am clopper and I couldn't give a shit if ennyone dislikes me for that
Seccond I have a veary different outlook on fury sex I don't like people who have sex with or materbate to animals that carn't make a decisions for themselves eg. Dogs horses cows or whatever else I dislike this.
However If this creature is intelagent like a pony I think that it is alright I wouldn't mind having fun with a pony not because of the fact that she is a pony but bacause of the fact that I like her personality. For me the only 3 ponies I would have sex with is fluttershy becaus other kindness and she's kinda cute to, dj-pon3 / vinyl scratch because we share the want to party all night to Dubstep / house music quality and the final one is pinkie pie bacause she likes to party, full of energy, and is of her nut
I hoped this post has expanded you clopper haters minds :D
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Re: Why I Clop.

Postby flutterdash1 » Tue Feb 18, 2014 6:32 am

I think you got "Furry" and "Bestiality" confused there bro ;p
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Re: Why I Clop.

Postby Teru » Fri Feb 28, 2014 10:43 pm

Not even a possibility, he DID get them mixed up ;p

To keep it simple, beastiality is when it's what you said, the animals have no intelligence. Being a furry is liking anthropomorphic animals.
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Re: Why I Clop.

Postby palaikai » Sun Jul 13, 2014 11:48 am

You know, I actually like cloppers more than most people who have sexual urges toward cartoon characters because of one (rather silly) reason: all the ponies are friggin' identical (save different hairstyles, colouring, etc). It's nice to know that it isn't just about looks, but that you've actually taken an interest in the ponies' personalities. I absolutely adore Fluttershy because of her shy, girl-next-door vibe, and I'm totally not ashamed to admit to some prurient thoughts toward her.

Okay, a bit ashamed ... :lol:
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