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Are you a clopper?

Postby roulk » Mon Nov 07, 2011 3:31 am

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Most of you are most likely familiar with this term, but I'll enunciate for the sake of enunciating. Do you pleasure yourself to erotic MLP material? This includes:
-Human versions of characters
-Furry versions of characters
-Original pony version of characters

For me, it's all of the above. I'm not particularly proud of it, say what you will, I've pretty much seen the worst responses on 4chan and other sites. I only share this information on sites like these anonymously, or with very close select friends. I know that most people deem this creepy, so I try as much as I can to keep it under wraps so that not everyone outside the fanbase sees us as weirdos who are turned on by animated horses in kids shows.

So, discuss anything related to when/where/why/whatxclopping.
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Re: Are you a clopper?

Postby Vespi » Mon Nov 07, 2011 6:40 am

I dont judge people, *Insert historical quote about revenge and cupcakes*

My friend convinced me to read a clopfic once but other then that no real clopping
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Re: Are you a clopper?

Postby Drax99 » Mon Nov 07, 2011 7:28 am

Lol, Ima weirdo. I don't like human's much. And yea, I've used some rather questionable art of Ponies for masturbatory inspiration before. I've been furry most of my life, so non-human sentients turn me on anyway. Just don't be stupid enough to use the B word, I'm long tired of that closed minded argument.
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Re: Are you a clopper?

Postby Thunderdome » Mon Nov 07, 2011 2:20 pm

Yes to all three. Well, not so much to "furry versions". That's not really my thing.
Anyway, it does piss me off when I see people hating on the concept. It's basically a fetish, and that's not something you should use to claim moral superiority with. I know that most people are so closed-minded that they won't even consider accepting freedom of preference as a right, but it still makes me mad.
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Re: Are you a clopper?

Postby ScyStorm » Mon Nov 07, 2011 3:27 pm

roulk wrote:-Human versions of characters


Not really.

roulk wrote:-Furry versions of characters


Rarely, depends on the art itself. Not much good stuff out there.

roulk wrote:-Original pony version of characters


Damn yes.
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Re: Are you a clopper?

Postby Davidism » Mon Nov 07, 2011 5:58 pm

Hmm... I'm going to answer with all the political power I have.

Does Clopping happen in the world?

Yes it does.

Do I occasionally clop?

I'll say that while there is no national average for clopping, and no amount of measurable data, that if I did clop, and I'm not saying that I or any member of my Brony Administration condone clopping, then I would most likely be fond of, yes, very fond of all forms of Pony Fap. Not to negate the liability of one's own actions with-in the sanctity of one's fandom.

Does Obama Clop?

I have no comment at this time.
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Re: Are you a clopper?

Postby roulk » Tue Nov 08, 2011 12:40 am

Drax99 wrote:Lol, Ima weirdo. I don't like human's much. And yea, I've used some rather questionable art of Ponies for masturbatory inspiration before. I've been furry most of my life, so non-human sentients turn me on anyway. Just don't be stupid enough to use the B word, I'm long tired of that closed minded argument.

I have no idea what the B word is actually.
See, the weird thing is, I've never really been a furry for most of my life. I like the nekomimi thing, but anything more than that doesn't do it for me. My best friend is a huge furry, and I always gave him shit about it.
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So, I guess it was karma slapping me in the face that in the span of two months, I went from "not furry" to "dangerously furry" by skipping the one in between.
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Re: Are you a clopper?

Postby roulk » Tue Nov 08, 2011 12:44 am

Davidism wrote:Hmm... I'm going to answer with all the political power I have.

Does Clopping happen in the world?

Yes it does.

Do I occasionally clop?

I'll say that while there is no national average for clopping, and no amount of measurable data, that if I did clop, and I'm not saying that I or any member of my Brony Administration condone clopping, then I would most likely be fond of, yes, very fond of all forms of Pony Fap. Not to negate the liability of one's own actions with-in the sanctity of one's fandom.

Does Obama Clop?

I have no comment at this time.

That sounded reasonable, so I'm going to assume it is reasonable. Awesome!
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Re: Are you a clopper?

Postby Drax99 » Tue Nov 08, 2011 7:01 am

In my defense, Ponies are the first thing without tits that I have ever found attractive, and I still dunno why. I much prefer the normal look to anthro, which is weird. Humanized ponies are just, meh, and humans dressed as ponies... WTF do all non-asian cosplayers wind up looking like Trannies?

I fall into the Dangerously Furry category with ponies I guess, where everything else its normal Furry. (except mebbe dragons, I will always be furry for dragons no matter what form)

Oh, and to prove my point... Exibit A: Looks like a guy in a wig.
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Exibit B: I could totally deal with the right two, but the left one... is that the mailman from Seinfeld?
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Re: Are you a clopper?

Postby Thunderdome » Tue Nov 08, 2011 11:49 am

roulk wrote:
Drax99 wrote:Lol, Ima weirdo. I don't like human's much. And yea, I've used some rather questionable art of Ponies for masturbatory inspiration before. I've been furry most of my life, so non-human sentients turn me on anyway. Just don't be stupid enough to use the B word, I'm long tired of that closed minded argument.

I have no idea what the B word is actually.
See, the weird thing is, I've never really been a furry for most of my life. I like the nekomimi thing, but anything more than that doesn't do it for me. My best friend is a huge furry, and I always gave him shit about it.
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So, I guess it was karma slapping me in the face that in the span of two months, I went from "not furry" to "dangerously furry" by skipping the one in between.

It's going to sound like I'm making excuses here, but I think liking box #3 is completely different from furry-dom. Take me for example- I simply cannot stand box 2(or 4, real horses are disgusting), but I can definitely find boxes 1 and 3 attractive. Your picture implies that the closer you get to box 4, the "furrier" you are; but box 2 is the staple definition of "furry", not box 4. Besides, I think all four boxes are different enough to merit a different fetish classification.

To add to Drax's post, cosplayers do not attract me either. Honestly, my main fapping material is hentai, and I don't often get off to real people.

Needless to say I'm still a virgin. :|
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Re: Are you a clopper?

Postby roulk » Tue Nov 08, 2011 4:07 pm

Drax99 wrote:In my defense, Ponies are the first thing without tits that I have ever found attractive, and I still dunno why. I much prefer the normal look to anthro, which is weird. Humanized ponies are just, meh, and humans dressed as ponies... WTF do all non-asian cosplayers wind up looking like Trannies?

I fall into the Dangerously Furry category with ponies I guess, where everything else its normal Furry. (except mebbe dragons, I will always be furry for dragons no matter what form)

Oh, and to prove my point... Exibit A: Looks like a guy in a wig.
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Exibit B: I could totally deal with the right two, but the left one... is that the mailman from Seinfeld?
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Re: Are you a clopper?

Postby roulk » Tue Nov 08, 2011 4:12 pm

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roulk wrote:
Drax99 wrote:Lol, Ima weirdo. I don't like human's much. And yea, I've used some rather questionable art of Ponies for masturbatory inspiration before. I've been furry most of my life, so non-human sentients turn me on anyway. Just don't be stupid enough to use the B word, I'm long tired of that closed minded argument.

I have no idea what the B word is actually.
See, the weird thing is, I've never really been a furry for most of my life. I like the nekomimi thing, but anything more than that doesn't do it for me. My best friend is a huge furry, and I always gave him shit about it.
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So, I guess it was karma slapping me in the face that in the span of two months, I went from "not furry" to "dangerously furry" by skipping the one in between.

It's going to sound like I'm making excuses here, but I think liking box #3 is completely different from furry-dom. Take me for example- I simply cannot stand box 2(or 4, real horses are disgusting), but I can definitely find boxes 1 and 3 attractive. Your picture implies that the closer you get to box 4, the "furrier" you are; but box 2 is the staple definition of "furry", not box 4. Besides, I think all four boxes are different enough to merit a different fetish classification.

To add to Drax's post, cosplayers do not attract me either. Honestly, my main fapping material is hentai, and I don't often get off to real people.

Needless to say I'm still a virgin. :|

Well, I'm going to assume that and the original image it's based on were made as jokes.
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But I think box 4 is implying that that's MORE than furry, or TOO furry, or whatever you want to call it.
Needless to say, I think I've found a new home here. :3
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Re: Are you a clopper?

Postby Syd » Tue Nov 08, 2011 6:05 pm

Well, I fap to whatever I damn well please.

Unlike some people, I don't worry about entering some "group" for fapping to something I find hot.
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Re: Are you a clopper?

Postby Kynky Pie » Wed Nov 09, 2011 1:39 am

I dunno, most furries I know are creepy. Even Drax. Ok, especially Drax.

Sure, I have uhh... been inspired by ponies, but I prefer good ol' fashioned porn.

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Re: Are you a clopper?

Postby roulk » Wed Nov 09, 2011 1:57 am

But if I fall into the wrong group, none of the kids at school will think I'm kewwwwwwwwwwl =(
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Re: Are you a clopper?

Postby roulk » Wed Nov 09, 2011 2:01 am

Kynky Pie wrote:
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Yes I do, but only to the romantic stuff, if it makes you girls feel better.

I think that's a misconception based on which furries get the spotlight most of the time. My best friend is a fur, but you pretty much don't know that unless you're friends with him and he decides to share that with you. He's really opposed to the whole furpile and fursuit things, stuff that others deem "creepy". It's not my thing either, but I've pretty much forfeited my right to judge people as long as no one is getting hurt.
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Re: Are you a clopper?

Postby ScyStorm » Wed Nov 09, 2011 2:10 am

Kynky Pie wrote:I dunno, most furries I know are creepy. Even Drax. Ok, especially Drax.


I'm not THAT bad. :3

... For the most part.

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Re: Are you a clopper?

Postby Drax99 » Wed Nov 09, 2011 12:12 pm

Hehe.. Yea, i think most Furries are creepy as well, which is why I have slowly backed away from the whole thing. Far too many take things to the extreme, and I only ever considered myself a fringe furry. I like the art, I used to be close to alotta the artists, and always wanted to go to a Con, but would never do the fursuit thing, and 90% of the fetishes really weird me out. Especially the physically impossible ones. Although I keep being told they have been around far longer, I have only ever seen them in connection to furries. Sadly it's one of the reasons I dont RP anymore.
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I mean WTF, one time when I was RPing with my ex and another furry friend, he decided to shrink down and crawl inside my foreskin. Yea, that's a line I felt didn't even need to be pointed out, and he crossed it like a boss. Fuck that.


But I will always love the art, and feel connected to Dragons, so there is no denying I will always be a furry.

But back on topic, Clopping!
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Oh, and this pretty much sums up why my liking ponies really fucks with my head.
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Re: Are you a clopper?

Postby Davidism » Wed Nov 09, 2011 1:00 pm

I have nothing against clopping, or the people that do it. I might not want to know about it at every waking moment in y life, but meh, it happens.

On the subject of Furry... I hesitate to post this link, but here's an article I wrote on Furries for my blog. It's more of a way to educate and lecture both the non-furries, and the furries themselves.

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Re: Are you a clopper?

Postby Spike2011 » Wed Nov 09, 2011 4:57 pm

In my defense, Ponies are the first thing without tits that I have ever found attractive, and I still dunno why. I much prefer the normal look to anthro, which is weird. Humanized ponies are just, meh, and humans dressed as ponies...


I find ponies attractive too.

Not human ponies.
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Re: Are you a clopper?

Postby roulk » Thu Nov 10, 2011 1:15 am

Drax99 wrote:
But back on topic, Clopping!
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Oh, and this pretty much sums up why my liking ponies really fucks with my head.
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My rule used to be simple, and covered gender as well as age prefence. No boobs, no interest. Then came ponies.
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Oh, they're there, they're just lower. Like, a lot lower.
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Re: Are you a clopper?

Postby USMC Brony » Thu Nov 10, 2011 11:03 am

No.

Not saying I'm against it... Hell, 2 out of my three stories currently up include graphic ponysex, and I do find certain drawings (in pony form (like from the show), human form, and anthro) of certain ponies to be *ahem* 'attractive.'

While I've never actually 'clopped' to the mane 6 in pony form, or even humanized form, or even anthro.... I uh... HAVE had certain dreams (both daydreams and normal).... Most often involving Celestia, Luna, AJ and Twilight... In human, anthro, and pony form... Ususally they have a long buildup to it though. Usually.

But let's not talk about that.
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Re: Are you a clopper?

Postby RBDash47 » Thu Nov 10, 2011 6:11 pm

I don't clop and I'm not a furry by any estimation... but I have no problem with ponysex in stories, as long as it makes sense/is in character.

Also, things like the Fluttershy bondage gif above are hilarious and I love them.
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Re: Are you a clopper?

Postby roulk » Mon Nov 14, 2011 12:41 am

BTW, I thought I'd shamelessly plug my new clopfic in here, you know, since it's about clopping anyway.

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Re: Are you a clopper?

Postby CrawlingBeast » Wed Nov 16, 2011 10:30 pm

Only choice 3, don't like human or anthro ponies.
Though I'm ok with feline anthros while I don't like feline feral stuff. Go figure...
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