Attack the Next Pony! (Poster)

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Attack the Next Pony! (Poster)

Postby y2kbrony » Wed Mar 07, 2012 12:15 am

What you do in this game is attack the next poster in some way to which they find some way of making the attack useless.

ExampleGuyA: The next poster is attacked by a manticore.
ExamplePony2: I remove the thorn in its paw.
The next poster...

ALL ATTACKS MUST BE INDIRECT

I'll start.

The next poster has a piano fall on thier head.
WE ARE BRONY
YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED
RESISTANCE IS FUTILE
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Re: Attack the Next Pony! (Poster)

Postby KAMfiction » Wed Mar 07, 2012 1:30 am

I have a super-umbrella

The next poster is in the middle of a minefield
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Re: Attack the Next Pony! (Poster)

Postby Knackerman » Wed Mar 07, 2012 4:45 am

I calmly walk out, oblivious to the fact I was in a mine field.

Next poster finds a live rattlesnake in their boot.
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Re: Attack the Next Pony! (Poster)

Postby y2kbrony » Wed Mar 07, 2012 4:48 am

I point out the obvious Toy Story reference.

The next poster is hit by a Delorean travelling at 88MPH!
WE ARE BRONY
YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED
RESISTANCE IS FUTILE
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Re: Attack the Next Pony! (Poster)

Postby Wingweaver0 » Wed Mar 07, 2012 7:41 am

I hide behind a concrete wall and watch the car total and go into flames.

Next poster has football player charging.
It's rather nice to be a Brony by heart. So much...you wish you were part of their world sometimes...
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Re: Attack the Next Pony! (Poster)

Postby KAMfiction » Wed Mar 07, 2012 9:40 am

I Jump... really high somehow

Next poster's car is rigged to 'splode in 3, 2, 1...
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Re: Attack the Next Pony! (Poster)

Postby BronyOfSteel » Wed Mar 07, 2012 9:48 am

I cut the blue wire, cuz it's cliche to cut the red one

next poster runs into molestia in a dark alleyway alone...
Confound these ponies, they drive me to write.
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Re: Attack the Next Pony! (Poster)

Postby KAMfiction » Wed Mar 07, 2012 9:53 am

I prepare my anus!

Next poster has house rigged to 'splode if use Facebook again. One color of wire used
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Re: Attack the Next Pony! (Poster)

Postby BronyOfSteel » Wed Mar 07, 2012 11:45 am

I only use the facebook mobile app

the next poster has broken a pinkie promise
Confound these ponies, they drive me to write.
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Re: Attack the Next Pony! (Poster)

Postby KAMfiction » Wed Mar 07, 2012 1:10 pm

I kill myself (but hey I still get out of a fate worse than death), and Come back as a jedi



Next poster is about to be launched into space by a spring loaded platform beneath their feet
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Re: Attack the Next Pony! (Poster)

Postby Knackerman » Wed Mar 07, 2012 2:31 pm

SSSSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPAAAAACCCCCEEEEEEEEEE! WHOOOOOOHOOOO! I somehow manage to survive the trip through the void and end up on the moon. Don't ask me how I survive there, but I'll be back in a thousand years!

Next poster finds themselves in a flooded, completely sealed room with no windows and a locked door...and the water is steadily rising.
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Re: Attack the Next Pony! (Poster)

Postby USMC Brony » Wed Mar 07, 2012 2:51 pm

Good thing I'm a UBA Marine then... I deploy a small amount of C4 to the roof of the building when the water is around my waist, and using the water as a shield from the explosion, blow my way outta there.(seriously, if I fail flight school, one of the jobs I'm considering is MOS9952 when I enlist)

The next poster is being chased by Jason Voorhees.
As I walk through he valley of death, I have no fear. Why? Because I am the baddest motherfucker in that valley, ready to tear anything that comes at me limb from limb.I am a Marine, let's get motivated. Stay frosty.
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Re: Attack the Next Pony! (Poster)

Postby KAMfiction » Wed Mar 07, 2012 9:24 pm

wheeeeeeeeee I Dukes of Hazard into my corolla, mangaging to start *just in time* and run over the F**ER



Next person has to drive 10 miles in my car...
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Re: Attack the Next Pony! (Poster)

Postby y2kbrony » Wed Mar 07, 2012 10:57 pm

Your car can travel at 100 MPH

THE NEXT PONY IS CANTERLOCKED INSIDE A JAIL CELL.
WE ARE BRONY
YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED
RESISTANCE IS FUTILE
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Re: Attack the Next Pony! (Poster)

Postby KAMfiction » Thu Mar 08, 2012 1:08 am

AW CRAP!!!! They got me...... Fortunately I have a hacksaw in my shoelaces



the next person is about to be hit by me in my car, driving 100mph
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Re: Attack the Next Pony! (Poster)

Postby y2kbrony » Thu Mar 08, 2012 3:02 am

Pinkie Pie teleports inside your car and afixes a flux capacitor, 1.28 Gigawatts and some time circuts to your car. Since 100 is 12 more than 88 it's still regarded as 88MPH thus sending the car back in time before I'm hit.

The next pony is in KAMfiction's car which slams into the TARDIS whilst traveling back in time as The Doctor happened to be traveling forward in time to the same location KAMfiction departed from and from the same location and time KAMfiction would arrive at.
WE ARE BRONY
YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED
RESISTANCE IS FUTILE
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Re: Attack the Next Pony! (Poster)

Postby Wingweaver0 » Thu Mar 08, 2012 7:42 am

I have to use my own magic to straighten up the whole time mess.

Next poster has Pinkamena Diane Pie waiting for you to go to sleep.
It's rather nice to be a Brony by heart. So much...you wish you were part of their world sometimes...
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Re: Attack the Next Pony! (Poster)

Postby KAMfiction » Thu Mar 08, 2012 7:49 am

Oh Joy!!!! I could use to loose some weight. I've been feeling so bloated lately with all these organs


next poster has a piece of genuine KAMtech (my kludgey-fied electronix)
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Re: Attack the Next Pony! (Poster)

Postby Wingweaver0 » Thu Mar 08, 2012 2:56 pm

I mess with the controls to sit outside my door at night to kill any intruders.

Next poster has princest. For those who don't know, princest is incest between princesses and I think princes too. The two on this poster is Luna and Celestia.
It's rather nice to be a Brony by heart. So much...you wish you were part of their world sometimes...
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Re: Attack the Next Pony! (Poster)

Postby KAMfiction » Thu Mar 08, 2012 2:59 pm

^ Is cool with that...
sounds like you have the KAMtech model 2341se (Kamtech special edition desk fan)


Next poster has a real-life molestia, and is handcuffed to a chair. BAIBAI
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Re: Attack the Next Pony! (Poster)

Postby Damian Itami » Thu Mar 08, 2012 10:49 pm

I accept my fate

Next poster has fallen into a pit of spikes and snakes and does not have the awesome skills of Daring Do
My Current Work:

The Seventh Element

Chapter 7 is up. Sorry it took so long to write it. Been going through some stressful changes at work and dealing with generally bad news all the time and a car accident.
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Re: Attack the Next Pony! (Poster)

Postby KAMfiction » Thu Mar 08, 2012 11:06 pm

my laptop saves me with its cord, just in time.


Next poster is in East St Louis
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Re: Attack the Next Pony! (Poster)

Postby Wingweaver0 » Fri Mar 09, 2012 7:42 am

Cool!Could use a vacation.

Next Poster is at Alaska
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Re: Attack the Next Pony! (Poster)

Postby KAMfiction » Fri Mar 09, 2012 7:48 am

^FREEZES to death


v Next poster is locked in an industrial meat freezer
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Re: Attack the Next Pony! (Poster)

Postby Wingweaver0 » Fri Mar 09, 2012 3:00 pm

I go mad and end up eating anyone who enters the room.

Next poster gets to go to the Gala with Miss Sparkle!
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