King of the Hill!

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Re: King of the Hill!

Postby y2kbrony » Wed Mar 14, 2012 12:59 pm

I'm with Trollestia who's allowed to be the only troll. As a result you're sent to the moon.

I build a fort made out of bedrock around the hill. It's accessed by an Iron door with the switch to open it being on the inside. Also the ceiling is made of bedrock.
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Re: King of the Hill!

Postby KAMfiction » Wed Mar 14, 2012 1:14 pm

SUPER PICKAXE!!!!!!!! OP permissions Ta-Daaaaaa!!!!!! (your fort now has a me inside. Then i send you to the moon)

I take the server offline... My guy is still on the hill, but it is not accessible to anyone else!
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Re: King of the Hill!

Postby Wingweaver0 » Wed Mar 14, 2012 1:55 pm

I hack the system and insert my program so he takes the hill over for me.Sorry KAM.

I make a special security system to keep from being hacked.
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Re: King of the Hill!

Postby KAMfiction » Wed Mar 14, 2012 2:55 pm

I put slickbook on the job. Within seconds the filesystem is Fuxxored, and i sit on top of the computer, physically higher than the data that contains the digital remnants of the hill.
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Re: King of the Hill!

Postby y2kbrony » Wed Mar 14, 2012 4:42 pm

I'm riding in a blimp that's as big as Seto Kiba's ego. Since that makes it bigger than the height you're at, I'm able to kick you off the hill.

I then proceed to make the hill go inside the TARDIS and go to an alternate universe where somepony divided by Lesson Zero.
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Re: King of the Hill!

Postby KAMfiction » Wed Mar 14, 2012 7:44 pm

I track TARDIS down, Tardis-jack you, leaving you stranded in the pony universe. Then i go fly off and stake out a new hill, makiing sure to have a ray gun from yet another universe.
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Re: King of the Hill!

Postby y2kbrony » Wed Mar 14, 2012 10:56 pm

Since I'm in the pony universe Pinkie Pie was able to teach me how to offscreen teleport. (It somehow involves climbing a mountain while upside-down.) I then use my newly found powers to teleport inside the ray gun and remove the energy core.
I use the core to transport you into Limbo where you're constantly doing The Limbo. Lol.

Also while on the hill I divide by Lesson Zero to cause a PIME TARADOX which makes everyone who tries to approach the hill become so young, they can't crawl.
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Re: King of the Hill!

Postby Wingweaver0 » Thu Mar 15, 2012 6:42 am

I send Celestia up the hill and with a few thousands years of age, she now is a wonderful young filly. Luna gets a little jealous and joins her.

Luna and Celestia use a spell to reverse it's effects. Instead of getting younger, you're getting older. Better hope you live past 100...and can still move...
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Re: King of the Hill!

Postby KAMfiction » Thu Mar 15, 2012 6:48 am

I get discord on the problem! He makes my mind reel into dark places (Oh wait... hehe already done)

Anyway now Im immortal too ^_^
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Re: King of the Hill!

Postby y2kbrony » Thu Mar 15, 2012 3:13 pm

KAMfiction wrote:I get discord on the problem! He makes my mind reel into dark places (Oh wait... hehe already done)

Anyway now Im immortal too ^_^

Yeah you might be immortal but you still have to get out of Limbo.
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Re: King of the Hill!

Postby USMC Brony » Thu Mar 15, 2012 6:09 pm

I send a pissed DI up the hill, complete with knife hands.

I make the hill an immovable object, then send an unstoppable force at it. The hill accelerates away from everyone (with me on it) at 1m/s^2.
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(Newton's first gives us F=ma --> a=F/m. In this case, F= infinity, and m = infinity. Therefore, infinity/infinity= 1m/s^2)
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Re: King of the Hill!

Postby KAMfiction » Thu Mar 15, 2012 11:24 pm

I wait for dissapated energy to take in, which decelerates the hill in an infinite amount of time, allowing my immortal self to take it

I wish the hill and me to not exist, and it works
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Re: King of the Hill!

Postby y2kbrony » Thu Mar 15, 2012 11:48 pm

KAMfiction wrote:I wish the hill and me to not exist, and it works

(So essentialy the hill is now in Limbo with you)
You made yourself non-existant so you're no longer immortal. As a result, the years of age caught up with you and you died.

Since the old hill no longer exists I claim this new hill in the name of Mars.
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Re: King of the Hill!

Postby KAMfiction » Fri Mar 16, 2012 7:28 am

I will myself back from death and non-existance and I get my T-39D Disentegration gun! (it does not disentigrate, you do)

I have the hill and the gun
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Re: King of the Hill!

Postby supahsnail » Fri Mar 16, 2012 10:40 am

I create a private army of Chuck Norris, The Master Chief, Commander Shepard, Danny Bonoduche, and the cast of The Walking dead; then we take the hill by storm
Don't be that pony...
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Re: King of the Hill!

Postby supahsnail » Fri Mar 16, 2012 10:41 am

Never mind, Shane just betrayed all of us... :cry:
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Re: King of the Hill!

Postby Wingweaver0 » Thu Apr 05, 2012 7:26 am

I drop an A-Bomb on the hill...I would of expected the hill to collapse, but for some reason, still standing. Oh well. The Hill is cleared.

I send the A-Team to protect the hill.
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Re: King of the Hill!

Postby supahsnail » Tue Apr 10, 2012 1:52 pm

The A team gets cancelled. I claim the hill as my country, and protect its borders with 50 earth ponies, 20 unicorns, 29 pegasi, and a Derpy.
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Re: King of the Hill!

Postby y2kbrony » Tue Jun 12, 2012 10:34 pm

I have Queen Chrysalis overthrow everypony. Also I make sure that all children are dead and all women are locked up. This makes the hill belong to us.
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Re: King of the Hill!

Postby Epic_Hooves » Wed Jun 13, 2012 12:00 pm

I trot in, nonchalantly with a tray of delicious cupcakes and a deranged look on my face. I politely ask you to leave, and you piss yourself before running away.
That makes the hill me and my sexy evil queen Chrysalis' :3
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King of the Hill!

Postby Ovr9000percentcooler » Wed Oct 03, 2012 11:56 pm

Hmmm, no one seems to be guarding the hill.

*drops in with helicopter*

Yes! Victory is mine!
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Re: King of the Hill!

Postby Night_Shade » Wed Aug 13, 2014 5:11 pm

Ovr9000percentcooler wrote:Hmmm, no one seems to be guarding the hill.

*drops in with helicopter*

Yes! Victory is mine!


makes a duplicate hill in the UG and sits on it with my reaper crew before putting UG on emergency call

Then i erase you're other hill

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