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Re: Kicked out of Walmart

Postby Thunderdome » Wed Sep 07, 2011 8:40 pm

Turn a cart upside-down and hide under it. Make sure to place yourself in an open area, and maybe sing "Don't Stop Believin'" through a megaphone.
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Re: Kicked out of Walmart

Postby Wingweaver0 » Mon Nov 07, 2011 9:06 am

Racing in carts(cart racing)and acting like the employees are the cops.(Don't want to caught)Treat it like Mario Cart and race down with a bunch of objects to throw at the employees and other racers. First one to the exit without getting caught wins.Sometimes the game goes on further when your racing down the highway throwing objects at actual cops. Last man or women that wasn't captured wins. Race again the next day cause you know they're looking for you.
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Kicked out of Walmart

Postby Ovr9000percentcooler » Tue Dec 27, 2011 10:55 pm

Just take some meat, charcoal, matches, lighter fluid, and take one of their grills. Have a cookout in the walmart, then ask the employees if they want to come to your cook out.
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Re: Kicked out of Walmart

Postby Fladdles » Tue Jan 03, 2012 12:36 am

some of these I can't stop laughing at, especially the second one xD

I guess I would grab a pellet rifle and shoot some GI Joe figures from across the entire store, since I such a sniper wannabe :mrgreen:
or put on an XBOX live headset and pretend to yell at online players, expletives included
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Re: Kicked out of Walmart

Postby Wingweaver0 » Tue Jan 03, 2012 10:57 am

Fladdles wrote:some of these I can't stop laughing at, especially the second one xD

I guess I would grab a pellet rifle and shoot some GI Joe figures from across the entire store, since I such a sniper wannabe :mrgreen:
or put on an XBOX live headset and pretend to yell at online players, expletives included




Yeah then I could join the sniping. Also maybe around the toy section with nerf ammo firing. Imagine someone trying to rob a place with a nerf gun.
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Re: Kicked out of Walmart

Postby Fladdles » Tue Jan 03, 2012 1:59 pm

Wingweaver0 wrote:Imagine someone trying to rob a place with a nerf gun.


LETS DO DIS
KEEP THE CART RUNNING
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Re: Kicked out of Walmart

Postby Wingweaver0 » Wed Jan 04, 2012 7:45 am

Reporter comes in and we go on World's Dumbest for trying to rob a place with nerf guns. I'm on TV!
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Re: Kicked out of Walmart

Postby supahsnail » Fri Mar 16, 2012 10:46 am

asking for something that isnt made in china
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Re: Kicked out of Walmart

Postby Wingweaver0 » Mon Mar 19, 2012 2:00 pm

well ya got Japan products too,you know? Varity does come from China though.

What about turning the place into your own personal home. I got all the lastest games, plenty of furniture, one TV...nah...I got a whole section. There's a food court, all the clothing, other appliances I may need...It's the ultimate living place!
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Re: Kicked out of Walmart

Postby KAMfiction » Mon Mar 19, 2012 6:46 pm

buy superglue, motor oil, and a kiddie pool
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Re: Kicked out of Walmart

Postby Wingweaver0 » Tue Mar 20, 2012 6:45 am

What do you plan on using that for? ^

What about pretending to be the cashier for free cash?
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Re: Kicked out of Walmart

Postby KAMfiction » Tue Mar 20, 2012 8:00 am

^No idea!


v you could always buy lighter fluid, a gas can, red spray paint, a grill lighter, and a maglite
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Re: Kicked out of Walmart

Postby Wingweaver0 » Wed Mar 21, 2012 1:59 pm

Start a big campfire! I'll get the tents and marshmellows!
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Re: Kicked out of Walmart

Postby KAMfiction » Thu Mar 22, 2012 2:44 am

I GOT KICKED OUT TODDAY

i was buying the cheapass spray paint, and they carded me.
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Re: Kicked out of Walmart

Postby Wingweaver0 » Thu Mar 22, 2012 1:50 pm

I test spray my paint cans before buying them. jk.

Has it always iritated anyone to watch someone eat something in a store just to make sure it's worth buying.I mean sure you think differently when you're the one eating it.
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Re: Kicked out of Walmart

Postby KAMfiction » Fri Mar 23, 2012 10:03 pm

^grazers... hate em


v take a "Free sample" of a few Tv's
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Re: Kicked out of Walmart

Postby Wingweaver0 » Mon Mar 26, 2012 1:52 pm

Notice how it says 'take a free sample' not 'take as many as you like'. ^

I know!Switching the labels and signs around in a store! I always loved it when people get the wrong price or stuck trying to figure out what their looking for! It's like putting office supply labels in the kids section or kitchen labels in the food section!
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Re: Kicked out of Walmart

Postby KAMfiction » Tue Mar 27, 2012 8:08 am

drive your car through the main doors and into the auto section to do an oil change yourself in the isle
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Re: Kicked out of Walmart

Postby Wingweaver0 » Wed Mar 28, 2012 6:45 am

Ha ha!Drive-Through!

Changing into the clothes in the store and hanging back your old clothes!
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Re: Kicked out of Walmart

Postby KAMfiction » Fri Mar 30, 2012 6:41 am

Drinking Motor Oil
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Re: Kicked out of Walmart

Postby Wingweaver0 » Fri Mar 30, 2012 6:45 am

Drinking motor oil!?

What about starting a free sale in the middle of the store to sell your useless junk?
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Re: Kicked out of Walmart

Postby KAMfiction » Fri Mar 30, 2012 8:56 am

Take apart the electronics to "see how they work"
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Re: Kicked out of Walmart

Postby Wingweaver0 » Mon Apr 02, 2012 8:01 am

Play all the games in the electronic section and say you're a game critic.
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Re: Kicked out of Walmart

Postby KAMfiction » Mon Apr 02, 2012 1:32 pm

Do an oil change in the parking lot

Return an eaten box of off-brand twinkies (Say you are unsatisfied) and then buy more.
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Re: Kicked out of Walmart

Postby Wingweaver0 » Mon Apr 02, 2012 1:58 pm

Give people fake lottery tickets saying they won. Doing this on April Fools yesterday actually was pretty fun.

Ooh! I love this one! Get speakers out of the store and play a recording whenever someone walks by of a car swerving and crashing!You get lots of people to wake and scare! One nearly wet himself...
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