Corrupt a Wish!

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Corrupt a Wish!

Postby FillyInTheBlanks43 » Tue May 24, 2011 2:45 pm

So I think this game is both perfect and hilarious to have in an MLP related forum because ponies love wishes... but the goal of this game is to corrupt them. Little bit of irpony (see what i did there?)

ANYWAY, this game works by... well, it's easier if i give you an example.

Example:
Person 1: "I wish I lived in Equestria"
Person 2: "You do, but all of the ponies have left."
"I wish I were a pony"
Person 3: "You are, but you're the boring IRL kind without a cutie mark, the gift of speech, or friends"

etc.

Get it? It's fun. I'll start us off!

I wish the dishes were clean.
"You tell me what you saw, and I'll tell you what you missed when the ocean met the sky.
You missed when Time and Life shook hands and said good bye.
You missed when the Earth folded in on itself and said 'good luck'."
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Re: Corrupt a Wish!

Postby Draco_2k » Tue May 24, 2011 3:07 pm

Ah, classic. Well then: the dishes are clean - you've just spent two hours washing them.

I wish Fluttershy had a little more confidence.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish!

Postby FillyInTheBlanks43 » Tue May 24, 2011 3:09 pm

She does, but she starts bossing all of her friends around and they all fight and leave Ponyville.

I wish I could do magic.
"You tell me what you saw, and I'll tell you what you missed when the ocean met the sky.
You missed when Time and Life shook hands and said good bye.
You missed when the Earth folded in on itself and said 'good luck'."
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Re: Corrupt a Wish!

Postby Squirrel » Tue May 24, 2011 3:10 pm

You now can - but not pony magic: street magician's magic.

I wish I had a wish.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish!

Postby HeatWave » Tue May 24, 2011 3:13 pm

You do, but you weren't careful what you wished for.

I wish I had more spending monies.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish!

Postby FillyInTheBlanks43 » Tue May 24, 2011 3:17 pm

You do, but you get mugged and lose it all.

I wish I wasn't so sleepy.
"You tell me what you saw, and I'll tell you what you missed when the ocean met the sky.
You missed when Time and Life shook hands and said good bye.
You missed when the Earth folded in on itself and said 'good luck'."
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Re: Corrupt a Wish!

Postby Draco_2k » Tue May 24, 2011 4:07 pm

Now you aren't, because you fell asleep.

I wish Nightmare Moon was actually a very nice pony and her special talent was making cotton candy for orphans.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish!

Postby RBDash47 » Tue May 24, 2011 4:08 pm

She is, and now the show never happened; it got canceled because the pilot was so boring.

I wish I was 20% cooler.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish!

Postby FillyInTheBlanks43 » Tue May 24, 2011 4:10 pm

You are, but then you get hit by a bus.

I wish my pet knew how to be quiet.
"You tell me what you saw, and I'll tell you what you missed when the ocean met the sky.
You missed when Time and Life shook hands and said good bye.
You missed when the Earth folded in on itself and said 'good luck'."
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Re: Corrupt a Wish!

Postby HeatWave » Tue May 24, 2011 4:47 pm

It's now quiet... because it died.

...no, that's too cruel.

It learned, but is no longer housebroken... unless it's a caged pet, in which case it now goes out of it's way to defecate outside of it's cage.

I wish I had In&Out for lunch, oh wait, I did.

.....uuuuum... I wish Season 2 would come sooner.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish!

Postby Draco_2k » Tue May 24, 2011 5:15 pm

Season 2 comes sooner because it was horribly rushed. Well-done you.

I wish you didn't corrupt this wish.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish!

Postby Squirrel » Tue May 24, 2011 5:34 pm

Though luck, it was corrupted anyway.

I wish this statement was false.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish!

Postby RBDash47 » Tue May 24, 2011 6:44 pm

It was false, and somewhere, an AI self-destructed - so enjoy living the rest of your life with murder on your head.

I wish my dinner was ready.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish!

Postby FillyInTheBlanks43 » Tue May 24, 2011 6:48 pm

It is, but you forgot about it.

I wish my finger stopped burning.
"You tell me what you saw, and I'll tell you what you missed when the ocean met the sky.
You missed when Time and Life shook hands and said good bye.
You missed when the Earth folded in on itself and said 'good luck'."
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Re: Corrupt a Wish!

Postby Draco_2k » Wed May 25, 2011 3:36 am

It does - it's now charred remains.

I wish there was a story shipping Pinkie and Fluttershy (come on guys, what the hell).
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Re: Corrupt a Wish!

Postby HeatWave » Wed May 25, 2011 2:58 pm

It gets written, but never posted online.

I wish Derpy Hooves became a main character.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish!

Postby Draco_2k » Wed May 25, 2011 3:04 pm

(What the hell, I'm writing a fanfic about that right now.) She does, but she's terribly-written.

I wish I wished for a wish that wouldn't be wished by that wish.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish!

Postby FillyInTheBlanks43 » Wed May 25, 2011 3:05 pm

You get your wish, but it turns out to be a bad wish that you wished because of your wishing wish.

I wish Opal was a cuter cat.
"You tell me what you saw, and I'll tell you what you missed when the ocean met the sky.
You missed when Time and Life shook hands and said good bye.
You missed when the Earth folded in on itself and said 'good luck'."
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Re: Corrupt a Wish!

Postby HeatWave » Thu May 26, 2011 3:22 pm

She does, but now Rarity has one less reason to rely upon Fluttershy, and their friendship suffers drastically because of this.

I wish I knew how to make music.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish!

Postby Draco_2k » Thu May 26, 2011 3:38 pm

You can, but you don't have any time or inspiration (oh wow, I'm cruel).

I wish *I* knew how to make music.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish!

Postby FillyInTheBlanks43 » Thu May 26, 2011 3:44 pm

You can, but it's all really awful music that only you like and everyone makes fun of you for. (Bwah ha haaa)

I wish I had a delicious cold drink.
"You tell me what you saw, and I'll tell you what you missed when the ocean met the sky.
You missed when Time and Life shook hands and said good bye.
You missed when the Earth folded in on itself and said 'good luck'."
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Re: Corrupt a Wish!

Postby Draco_2k » Thu May 26, 2011 3:53 pm

Wow. Knowing me and my taste in music, that's exactly what will happen, so that's exceptionally cruel. Hence your delicious cold drink is hydrochloric acid.

I wish for a small marble pebble.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish!

Postby FillyInTheBlanks43 » Thu May 26, 2011 4:21 pm

Aw, it's all in good fun <patpat>

You get a small marble pebble, but in your excitement you accidentally swallow it.

I wish I didn't procrastinate.
"You tell me what you saw, and I'll tell you what you missed when the ocean met the sky.
You missed when Time and Life shook hands and said good bye.
You missed when the Earth folded in on itself and said 'good luck'."
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Re: Corrupt a Wish!

Postby HeatWave » Thu May 26, 2011 4:54 pm

Now you don't... because you just don't care anymore. It's not procrastination if it never gets done.

I wish I created something that the world loved.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish!

Postby FillyInTheBlanks43 » Thu May 26, 2011 4:56 pm

You do, but then you spend the rest of your life trying to create something better for the world to love more and end up miserable. (<sadface>)

I wish I had a car.
"You tell me what you saw, and I'll tell you what you missed when the ocean met the sky.
You missed when Time and Life shook hands and said good bye.
You missed when the Earth folded in on itself and said 'good luck'."
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